This life I am a woman, next life I definitely choose to be a bear….
In this life I am a woman. In my next life I’d like to come back as a bear. When you’re a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for 6 months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.
When you’re a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you’re sleeping and wake up partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.
If you’re a bear, your mate expects you to wake up growling. He expects you to will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup….gonna be a bear.